Dallas & Juanita

Dallas and Juanita were hosts of Pox news. At the beginning they present Ratchet and Clank like bad and evil new contestants
....notorious mafia crime-boss known as Ratchet...
...Ratchet's ruthless robotic accomplice Clank...
...shocking untold stories from his dark, sinister, evil past. The destruction of civic property ... illegal hoverbike gangs ... indequate dental hygiene...
But in time Ratchet become hero saving theirs lives.



Best commentary

Uhhh... These guys are hot! Ksss... Did you fell that Juanita?

What I want to aske is: How does Ratchet uses a bathrom in that suit?

Remember don't try any of this at home, go to a friends house!

This is what they call sensless violence Juanita. I am got to go call my kids and tell them to stop watching! Just as soon I get kids!

Interesting fact folks: DreadZone started with two guys fighting over breakfast cereals, and the rest is history.

Have you ever wonder what's in the special sauce?

You have to know I bet on Ratchet an all I have to say is I AM RICH!!!!!

I wonder is Landstalker stick or auto?



After...

After the Battledome Dallas and Juanita were given tgetr own reality holovision show. The two were married in the very first episode in fron of bilions of eager fans. The event was suppose to be a fake stunt for ratings but Dallas swapped in a real Justice of the Piece for the ceremony. Juanita amd Dallas can now be seen every Tuesday night, 9 O'clock Galactic Savings Time, living in marital bliss.